First, the moment we’ve all been waiting for: a crap recording of Roberto Tapia’s new banda single “No Valoraste.” It’s trad and jubilant. You’re welcome.

But now it’s time for a new, probably never-to-recur NorteñoBlog feature called “Who Played It Better: Ariel Camacho or These Dudes?” Ariel Camacho, you’ll remember, has been a favorite of the blog ever since I heard his excellent El Karma album at the beginning of the year. He played the requinto guitar — tuned higher than normal, prone to virtuoso displays — and led a band, Los Plebes del Rancho, that also included a rhythm guitar and a tuba. Omar Burgos’s tuba managed to function as bass, percussion, and lead instrument all at once. Then in February Camacho died in a car accident at the way-too-young age of 22. Tributes followed, and outpourings of grief, and — this is where our new feature comes in — bitings of his post-Sierreño style.

So I ask you, loyal NorteñoBlog reader: WHO PLAYED IT BETTER?

los-del-arroyo-la-ltima-cena-5668508-1439090864First up, Los Del Arroyo have a new album called La Última Cena (Gerencia 360); on the cover they partake of bread and wine in not-exactly-Christlike poses. The distraught breakup ballad “Pinche Amor” has a real Garden of Gethsemane vibe, with their insistence that love in this world brings suffering and death. (I may be oversimplifying the message of the gospel a bit, but you get the point.)

Los Del Arroyo play Sierreño music, but I should make clear, they are not biting anyone’s style. Definitely not Ariel Camacho’s. Or maybe they’re biting the collective style of decades. Los Del Arroyo, you see, play old-school Sierreño, requinto + guitar + bass, and thus ARIEL CAMACHO PLAYED SIERREÑO BETTER. In music as in backyard prop wrestling, a tuba beats a bass nine days out of ten.

martin castilloNext up: singer-songwriter-drummer Martin Castillo is also doing some metaphysical speculatin’ with his new album, Entre la Lumbre (Sony Latin). (His Mundo de Ilusiones album was one of 2014’s best.) The song “Mi Filosofia” comes in versions both regular and Sierreño, and while Castillo’s filosofia seems to boil down to “help me out or I’ll kill you,” his tuba-driven band wrings some musical complexity from it. We’ll say TIED WITH ARIEL CAMACHO, although Castillo’s album has more variety overall. And NorteñoBlog hereby bestows Pick to Click status upon “Mi Filosofia.”

atardecerBecause I am keenly attuned to the plaintive cries of the puro Zacatecas sax and its stalwarts, I thought you should know Conjunto Atardecer covered the song “Cada Quién” (Azteca), which cada quién and their hermano has played when they felt like waxing philosophical about Themes and Life and the Purpose of same. We’re talking everyone from Miguel y Miguel to El Coyote and his banda to — you guessed it — Ariel Camacho! I was briefly gonna give Atardecer the edge over Camacho, just because their lineup is even weirder than Los Plebes’ — not just accordion, but sax! tuba! are those SYNTH HORNS? — but instead it just left me with the overstuffed feeling of having gorged on Easter candy and/or early Tubes albums. EDGE: ARIEL CAMACHO THE MINIMALIST.

tierra caliAnd to close: Ariel Camacho had nothing in common with Tierra Cali, who are possibly the twee-est band ever and whose new album is called #Hashtag y lo Más Trending (Universal), possibly the twee-est album title ever. Ay. The prize for social media savvy goes to Ariel Camacho by default, because if you have to TELL PEOPLE you’re trending, it’s not really happening, is it?